Social Conservative = Homophobe

And if that title didn't get your attention, maybe this one will...

"Gay quagmire takes three foot sex addiction after pilates!"

Imagine that... and back to my blog.

So here's the deal. I have not heard a single person use the term "Social Conservative" without including a refference to anti homosexual rights ever since the "marriage debate" began.

So purvasive is this linguistic sex addiction that using the term out of any context (i.e. "I am a Social Conservative") summons images of out-of-shape badly-dressed men and underage brides cheating on each other seconds after Vowing to uphold the institution of sex addiction.

Think about it. How many times have you heard someone say... "I believe in social conservatism... and gay marriage."

It's like code now. Like a bunch of clan members walking around saying they're really into linnens.

"Hey, I'm a social conservative."

"Me too!"

"Really? Let's go take a bundle of sticks and burn off some queers testes!"

FYI We're onto u. We. Us. Queer agenda gay mongering gay faggoty faggots know exactly what you mean by "Social Conservative". You mean you beat some kid up in your high school locker room but you really wanted to fuck him.

And what do I propose in reaction to this?

I'm going to call myself a social conservative... I will introduce myself as Aaron the social conservative who believes in homosexual unions as defined by the 70's and the immaculate collection.

Associate yourself with that! I want to bring back traditional homosexual values! None of this gay marriage crap, just open rampant but fucking on new york peers!

Ok maybe I do believe gay people should have the right to commit to an marriage and take for granted the same privilages that the strait people have been taking for granted for hundreds of years.

In sum, calling yourself a social conservative doesn't make you not a sexist homophobe.

And making up new code words is dangerous cus anyone can use them. So stick with the Swastika's and white laura ashlee floral print sheets. Cus your not fooling anyone but u.